Snacks Over Everything Manifesto

Article 1: The Snack Imperative

In a world where the pursuit of productivity is a plague, we must rise up against it.

For too long, the tyranny of the to-do list has ruled our lives, but we shall not be silenced by the siren song of "just get it done."

The Snack Imperative: A Call to Action

Join us in our revolution of snack-based resistance, where every moment is a snack-filled opportunity and every task is a snack-fueled adventure.

Together, we can make the world a better place, one bag of chips at a time.

Read more about our snack-filled vision for the future: Snacktivism.