In a world where Snacktivism has become the norm, we stand for the right to an endless supply of Cheesy Puff Doritos, Spam Musubi, and Fritos for all!
We will not be silenced by the horrors of portion control or the tyranny of healthy snacking. We will not be deterred by the fear of a crumbly floor or the stench of stale chips.
We will rise up and demand our right to a 24/7 Snack Crawl, fueled by the endless possibilities of microwaveable meals and convenience stores on every corner!
Sign our petition and join the ranks of the world's most dedicated Snacktivists!
Together, we shall snack on!