In the depths of our server, a mysterious force has taken hold. It's not the usual suspects - the overworked developers or the underpaid interns. No, this is something far more sinister: The Great Snack Heist.
According to our sources, the snacking population has reached CRITICAL LEVELS. It's a phenomenon known as Snack Fueled Hysteria.
We're not sure what's causing it, but our research suggests it might have something to do with Bad Snack Choices. We're investigating.