The Shift 1 crew has been working overtime, and it's showing in the reports. We've got 5 hours of coffee-fueled chaos, 3 reported cases of the Mondays, and 2 confirmed instances of the "I'm so close to quitting" syndrome.

Our top performer, John, managed to accomplish 17 tasks without taking a break, but unfortunately, our top procrastinator, Dave, spent 4 hours playing solitaire during work hours.

Check out Shift 2's report for more thrilling tales of underperformance.