Welcome to Shift 3: Overstuffed Operations, where the coffee flows like a river of liquid despair and our break rooms smell of last night's Chinese takeout.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated operatives are ready to tackle the impossible tasks and endless meetings that you've come to know and love.
Don't forget to sign out for your 3 hour lunch, and for goodness' sake, please do not eat the last of the Cheetos in the break room.