Snack Break Protocol, Shift 3

Operations Manual for Overstuffed Shift Workers

This is the sacred text for Snack Break Protocol, Shift 3. Follow it to avoid certain doom.

Snack Break Schedule

Snack breaks are mandatory, and you will not be ignored. The schedule is as follows:

11:00:00 - 11:05:00: Cereal with milk (or alternative)
11:05:00 - 11:10:00: Fruit snacks for the health nuts
11:10:00 - 11:15:00: Lunchtime! (Don't forget the free coffee, too)
15:00:00 - 15:05:00: Afternoon pick-me-up (chips)
15:05:00 - 15:10:00: Final snack of the day (if you can last that long)

Snack Break Etiquette

Rules are rules, and you will be judged.

Don't eat the last of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, we need it for the next shift.
No snacking on the job. You're not a caveman.
Keep your hands clean. We have a strict no-germs policy.

Snack Break Committee

We have a committee of experts who will judge your snack choices.

Chairman, Bob "The Snack King" Johnson
Vice Chairman, Jane "The Snack Queen" Smith
Snack Break Coordinator, Tim "The Snack Guru" Davis

They will be judging you. Don't @ me.

Snack Break Forms

Fill out the forms, or risk the consequences.

Snack Break Request Form Snack Break Complaint Form

Snack Break Resources

We have a wealth of snack knowledge at our disposal.

The Snack Break Bible Snack Break FAQ

Remember, snacking is a right, not a privilege. Follow the protocol, or risk the consequences.

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