Shift 8 Shift Log: The Misadventures

Shift 8, the most esteemed and respected shift in all the land, has seen it all. Or, at the very least, seen it all and written it down in this log.

Today's highlights include:

• The coffee machine broke down, and everyone cried.
• The break room fridge was raided by the 3rd shift, leaving us with nothing but a trail of despair.
• The IT guy tried to "help" us by turning the air conditioning to arctic blast, resulting in frostbite for 5 of our finest employees.

Stay tuned for more thrilling tales of Shift 8, where the phrase "it's just another shift" is a constant source of comfort.