Shift Shift Shift, where the only thing we're shifting more than anything else is the paradigm of sanity.
| Shift Date | Shift Event | Shift Description |
|---|---|---|
| 2022-02-01 | Shift 1 | Shifted 4 chairs |
| 2022-02-15 | Shift 2 | Shifted 8 widgets |
| 2022-03-01 | Shift 3 | Shifted 11 rubber chickens |
| 2022-04-01 | Shift 4 | Shifted 7 trombones |
| 2022-05-01 | Shift 5 | Shifted 3 disco balls |
| Total Shifts: | 12 |
| Total Items Shifted: | 31 |
| Average Shift Items: | 2.58 |