We have it on good authority that the Overstuffed Snack Cartel has been busted!
A daring raid by our top agents has uncovered a vast network of underground cheese caves, hidden in plain sight.
The operation was a success, with no one getting too stuffed in the process (miracles do happen).
We can now confirm that the Overstuffed Snack Cartel has been dismantled, and their stash of nachos, pizza rolls, and chicken nuggets is now in the hands of the authorities.