Snack Operations FAQ</section> <style> body { font-family: Arial, sans-serif; background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FF69B0 0, #F8F8F8 100%); background-size: 100px; background-position: top left; background-repeat: repeat-x; background-clip: border-box; border: 4px solid #000000; box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #000000; } a { text-decoration: none; text-align: center; color: #FF0000; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Snack Operations Frequently Asked Questions</h1> <h2>Q: Why do the Snack Machines at Shift 4 always run out of my favorite flavor?</h2> <p>A: It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds in Snack Operations. Perhaps it's just the universe's way of testing our resolve.</p> <p>For more on the Snack Machine Conspiracy, visit: <a href="/snacks/overstuffed/operations/shift4/paranoid-theorists">Paranoid Theorists</a></p> <h2>Q: Can I get extra cheese on my Nacho Bites?</h2> <p>A: No. You're on your own with that.</p> <p>For more on the Nacho Bites Saga, visit: <a href="/snacks/overstuffed/operations/shift4/nacho-bites-saga">The Nacho Bites Saga</a></p> <h2>Q: Do the Snack Vending Machines take credit cards?</h</h2> <p>A: Only cash, coins, or a well-timed trade of your grandmother's recipe for the world's best chicken soup.</p> <p>For more on Acceptable Forms of Payment, visit: <a href="/snacks/overstuffed/operations/shift4/acceptable-payment-terms">Acceptable Payment Terms</a></p> <p>Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: <a href="/snacks/overstuffed/operations/shift4/throwing-our-hands-in-the-air">Throwing Our Hands in the Air</a></p> </body> </html>