Overstuffing Side Effects

Caution: Prolonged Consumption May Cause:

1. Intense Food Coma

2. Sudden Onset of Glorious Happiness

3. Irreversible Stomach Cramps

Recommended Snack Intake Schedule:

Consume snacks in moderation. Or do not. We won't judge you.

Learn more about our Maximum Snack Intake Policy

If you're concerned about your snacking habits, talk to our Snack Addiction Specialists.

This page serves as a satirical take on the potential side effects of overstuffing oneself with snacks. The side effects listed are humorous and not actually real. The links provided are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.