In the depths of the snack aisle, a philosophical revolution raged on. A pretzel, once a simple twisted rod of wheat, had become a symbol of the human condition. It was the perfect representation of the human experience: twisted, turned in upon itself, and perpetually unsatisfied.
Read on for the Existential Pretzel CrisisBut, as with all revolutions, came the counter-revolution. A group of pretzel fundamentalists, known as the Pretzel-Orthodoxy, sought to return to the simplicity of the past.
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