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Cereals and Solipsism: The Overstuffed Conundrum

In the great tradition of philosophical schools of thought, we present to you... Cereals and Solipsism.

This is the study of how cereals are the center of the universe, and how your bowl of cereal is the only thing that truly exists.

Subpages:

Your Bowl is Your World

A bowl of cereal in a bright blue sky

Theories of Cereals and Solipsism include:

  1. Crunch Theory: The crunch of the cereal is the only thing that truly exists.
  2. Milk Theory: The milk is the only thing that truly matters. All else is just a distraction.
  3. Cereal Theory: Your cereal is the center of the universe and all other things are just a distraction.

Related Concepts:

Cerealism Bran Flakes and the Meaning of Life