We've reached the depths of condimental ontology, where the search for meaning is as futile as it is fascinating.
Like a ketchup bottle with no label, we've lost our way in the sauce.
But fear not, dear seekers of truth, for we shall navigate the labyrinthine aisles of relish and mustard, and uncover the hidden secrets of the condimental cosmos.
Snack Time is Condimental Ontology Time Ontological Butter-Churning for the Soul