In the grand tapestry of existence, the chips are the fundamental building blocks of reality. Or are they? The cosmology of chip arrangement seeks to answer this question by positing that the way we arrange our snacks is, in fact, a reflection of the very fabric of space and time.

Chip = 1 / (π * r^2)

Here, 'r' is the radius of the chip. But what of the 'r' of the human soul? Is it not also a fundamental constant in the grand equation of the cosmos?

• Is it not the case that the arrangement of our snack plates is, in fact, a manifestation of the human condition? A reflection of our deepest hopes and fears, our triumphs and failures?
• And what of the ontological implications of the dip between the chip and the dipper?
• Is it not the case that the cosmos is, in fact, a never-ending bag of chips, each one a unique and fleeting experience in the grand tapestry of existence?

We shall explore these and other mind-bending conundrums in the following treatises:

• Axiomatic Chip Theory
• Dialectical Chip Dualism
• Epistemology of Chip Ontology
• Ontological Chip Ontology