Crunch-Free Things - The Paragon of Unfulfilled Expectations

We offer the following crunch-free options:

• Avoidant Fritter Bites: Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside.
• Silence Bites: Crunch-free and tasteless, guaranteed to leave you wondering.
• Unfulfilled Expectations Bites: Crunchy on the outside, disappointing on the inside.

Crunch-Free Philosophy 101:

"The only thing that's crunching is your dreams." - A Crunch-Free Philosopher