According to renowned philosopher, Professor Reginald P. Pimplebottom, the crunchiest of all things is, in fact, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a crunchy snack in possession of a happy philosopher, is a snack to be reckoned with.
But what does it truly mean to be "crunchy", you may ask? Is it the sound of crunching on a fresh apple? The feel of a just-crushed potato chip?