Lump Ethics: The Art of Unwrapping the Unwinnable

Debating the merits of eating an entire pizza by oneself, in one sitting, as an existential crisis.

Justifying the Guilt | Embracing the Empty

Arguments for:

• It's just one pizza, who cares?
• It's a celebration of life, of the fleeting nature of existence!
• It's a form of performance art, the unwrapping and devouring of an entire pie is a statement piece.

Counterarguments:

• It's just one pizza, who cares?
• You're going to regret it when you're bloated and miserable
• It's not art if it's just you eating a pizza

Counter-counterarguments:

• Regret is the price of admission to the art world
• It's not art if it's not messy and unrefined
• What's more artistic, the act of consuming or the act of creating?