Empty Things

Where's the beef? Not here, that's where.

A collection of the most underwhelming experiences in the land of snacks.

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Featured Empty Things

Empty Soda Fountains

A place where you can stare at a picture of a soda fountain, but there's no soda in it.

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Empty Pizza Joints

A place where you can stare at a picture of a pizza, but there's no pizza in it.

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