Welcome to Phase or Permanent, where the snacks never get stale, but the existential dread is always in bloom!
As the great philosopher-king of the snackverse, I shall ponder the age-old question: are snacks truly ephemeral, or are they forever bound to our mortal coils?
Tune in as I regale you with tales of the snack-ential crises of our times, and the ontological implications of the snack-pocalypse!
Or, if you will, Memento Morale: A Treatise on the Transience of Temptation for a more... morbid take on the snack-conundrum.