It's a question that has puzzled sandwich connoisseurs for centuries: where do you put the condiments? In the 19th century, it was a debate that sparked the rise and fall of empires (not really). But in the modern era, we've come to a consensus: condiments are the key to a truly transcendent sandwich experience.
However, with the advent of the Savory Matrix, we've come to realize that the optimal condiment placement is not just about aesthetics, but also about the underlying physics of the sandwich.
Our team of experts (okay, our cat) have crunched the numbers and determined that the optimal condiment stack is, in fact, a 3:1:1:1 ratio of Mayo:Mustard:Must:Mayo. Yes, you read that right: three parts mayo, one part mustard, one part mayonnaise (a lesser-known cousin of the former), and one part, well, more mayo.
We're not just talking about any old sandwich, we're talking about the Savory Utopia, where condiments coexist in harmony and the flavors never conflict.
Join us on this journey to the top of the sandwich hierarchy and discover the secret to a truly optimized condiment stack.
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