As we all know, the age-old question of snack stuffing has plagued philosophers and snack enthusiasts alike for centuries. But have you ever stopped to consider the quantum of snacks we're dealing with here? In this treatise, we'll delve into the uncharted territory of quantifying the odds of snack stuffing.

But wait, there's more! Click here for our advanced theorems on the matter.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here to join us in our experimental snackology program.

Disclaimer: The odds listed above are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Don't try this at home, folks.