Quantum Curries: The Ultimate Overstuffing of Reality

According to our team of experts, quantum entanglement is not just a weird phenomenon, but also a delicious and nutritious meal option. That's right, folks, we're talking about overstuffing your belly with quantum-curried goodness!

Our menu includes:

Don't forget to ask our expert staff about our special Quantum Curried Combo: where you get a free entangled soup with every wormhole purchase!

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Quantum Leap of Faith: a meal so divine, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality itself.