Step 1: Prepare the Altar (a.k.a. Your Couch)
Step 2: Light the Incense (a.k.a. Open the Bag of Chips)
Step 3: Recite the Prayer (a.k.a. The Pledge to Eat All the Snacks)
"I, a humble snacker, vow to consume all snacks in front of me, without apology or restraint. May the crunch of the chip, the gooey of the cheese, and the savory of the pretzels be with me always."