A Treatise on the Art of Consuming Snacks Without Conscience
It is better to have a stomachache from eating too many snacks than to never eat a snack at all.
For in the words of the great philosopher, Chuck Norris, "A soft focus is not just a state of mind, it is a state of being."
But what does it mean to be soft focus? Is it a state of being perpetually distracted by the allure of snacks? A state of being unable to distinguish between hunger and fullness? Or is it simply a state of being too darn lazy to cook dinner?
We may never know the answer, but one thing is certain: the soft focus is a powerful and all-encompassing philosophy that has captured the hearts and stomachs of snack enthusiasts the world over.
So come, join us in our exploration of the soft focus, and discover the secrets of the overstuffed.
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