It has been said that the key to life is balance, but what if balance is just a myth perpetuated by the snack industry to sell us smaller portions?
What if, instead of striving for moderation, we choose to be overstuffed, embracing the fleeting joys of excess and the crushing guilt that follows?
Consider the paradox of the all-you-can-eat buffet: a place where the promise of endless possibility is matched only by the certainty of stomachache.
Is it not the human condition to seek out that which will inevitably destroy us? Is it not the ultimate expression of free will?