According to the ancient snack philosophers, the key to understanding the universe lies not in the crunch of a perfectly toasted chip, but in the crushing weight of an overstuffed snack.
In our quest for the perfect snack, we find ourselves lost in a sea of contradictions: the allure of the full bag, the despair of the empty bag, the existential dread of the snack-less hour.
And so, the Tenets of Snack Philosophy 10: The Paradox of the Overstuffed shall guide us through this maze of snack-related angst. For it is in the overstuffed, that we find true freedom.
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