The King of Pickle Visions

Welcome, mortal, to the most revered and feared kingdom of all: the Pickle Visions. Here, the air is thick with the stench of fermented delight, and the ground is paved with the juice-stained hopes and dreams of the unwashed masses.

As the self-proclaimed King of Pickle Visions, I shall guide you through the twisted tapestry of our kingdom's history, from the great Dill Wars of 3050 to the present-day reign of the dreaded Dill-ocrats.

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Updated 3051-02-15: The kingdom's official stance on the ethics of pickle-based mind control has been revised. See Revised Ethics Statement for more information.