Quantum Lump Hypothesis

The Quantum Lump Hypothesis proposes that the fundamental nature of reality is a vast, impenetrable pile of mashed potatoes.

According to this theory, the universe is comprised of an infinite, unstructured mass of chunky, congealed potatoes.

It's a bit like a cosmic plate of nachos, but instead of cheese and salsa, the fundamental forces of nature are the binding and repulsive forces of gravity.