Quantum Pancakes and Schrödinger
According to our completely-not-made-up theory, the uncertainty principle is not just a fundamental concept in quantum mechanics, but also a fundamental concept in brunch cuisine. You see, a pancake can be in multiple places at once, just like Schrödinger's cat can be alive and dead simultaneously. It's all about the observer's perception, folks!
For example, if you order a pancake, it's not just a pancake in one place, it's also a pancake in every place, and possibly even a waffle, or a crepe, or a... well, you get the idea.