According to the Quantum Pancakes Hypothesis, the mere act of observing a stack of pancakes is sufficient to collapse its wave function, causing it to exist or not exist in the classical sense.
But what if the observer is, in fact, a cat in a tiny apron, sipping a glass of orange juice and contemplating the nature of reality?
Do we have to consider the Quantum Feline Effect, where the observer's whiskers are entangled with the pancakes, creating a cat-pancake entanglement that defies the laws of physics and good taste?
Perhaps we need to consult the ancient texts of the Quantum Feline Effect to truly understand the mysteries of the universe.
Or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense, and the pancakes are just... there.