Quantum Pancake Theory (QPT)

According to QPT, the universe is made of a never-ending stack of pancakes, each one representing a different possibility

The syrup is time, dripping slowly and inevitably, connecting every pancake in a delicious, sticky web

But what about the butter? Ah, the butter is consciousness, smearing itself across the universe, making each pancake uniquely, wonderfully, and utterly itself

And the waffle-iron of existence? That's just the laws of physics, cranking out pancake after pancake, a never-ending cycle of batter and heat

But what about the shortening? Is it the universe's way of saying "no, no, no, you can't have it all"? Or is it just a clever ruse to make the pancakes stick together?

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