The Theory of the Ultimate Sandwich

As proposed by renowned sandwich theorist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, the Ultimate Sandwich is the culmination of all possible sandwich combinations.

Postulate 1: The Sandwich Must Contain at Least Three Cuisines

At least one protein source, one starchy base, and one dairy component are necessary for a sandwich to be considered ultimate.

Examples:

Turkey, Avocado, Bacon
Ham, Egg, and Cheese
Tuna, Pickle, and Swiss

Hyperlinks to related theories:

Theory of the Ultimate Salad | Theory of the Ultimate Soup

Postulate 2: The Sandwich Must Exceed 3,000 Calories

Any sandwich with fewer than 3,000 calories is merely a snack.

Examples:

Triple-Decker with 12 slices of bacon and 6 types of cheese
7-layer club sandwich with 5 pounds of turkey
10-patty veggie burger with 3 gallons of ranch dressing

Hyperlinks to related theories:

Theory of the Ultimate Soda | Theory of the Ultimate Dip