Philosophical Ramblings
"I'm not just eating a snack, I'm experiencing the existential dread of being a fleeting moment of pleasure in an vast, uncaring universe."
Snobbery's Law of Relativity
"E=mc^3, but only if the snack is artisanal and locally sourced."
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"From truffle oil to brie, we'll tell you why you're not fancy enough."
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