This year, I finally perfected the art of being a snob. I mean, I was basically a snob in high school, but now I have a PhD in it.
I remember when I first discovered the concept of quantum mechanics. I was like, "Wait a minute, this is basically just like being a snob, but with more math!"
Here's a brief timeline of my snobby career:
Started reading Nietzsche, decided that I was the reincarnation of him, and began wearing a leather trench coat to all social events.
Read about my snobbish epistemology.
Take a course in Quantum Snobbery 101, where you'll learn the basics of being a snob.