Welcome to the Quantum Snobbery Snack Bar, where the snacks are so good, you'll need a PhD to appreciate them.

Our snacks are crafted by the finest quantum physicists, carefully balancing flavors and textures to create an experience so sublime, it'll make you question the fabric of reality.

Try our:

• Broccoliflower Pizza (A pizza so good, you'll forget you're eating vegetables)
• Quantum Caviar (Fish roe so fresh, it'll make you question the meaning of life)
• Schrödinger's Sundae (A sundae that's simultaneously delicious and not delicious, but only on Tuesdays)