Welcome to Quantum Help Me Hangry, where the help is as unhelpful as the quantum physics.
You're feeling hangry? Well, that's just a side effect of quantum entanglement. Don't worry, we're here to help (or not).
Or, if you're feeling really hangry, you can try our Quantum Munchies
Quantum Help Me Hangry is not responsible for any damage caused by quantum fluctuations or wave function collapses.
Why did the Schrödinger cat go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling superposition-y!
What is the probability of you actually understanding this?
50% or less, probably.