Quantum Physicists: The Overstuffed Edition

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Quantum Physicists are a special breed of physicist who have a tendency to get a bit... overstuffed.

Characteristics of a Quantum Physicist:

• Extrapolates the meaning of life from equations
• Has a tendency to get lost in the nuances of wave functions
• May occasionally forget what year it is
• Speaks in terms of Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
• Is secretly a time-traveler