Quantum-Sauce-Splashed Potatoes

A Bunch of Stuff About Overstuffed Potatoes

Quantum-Sauce-Splashed Potatoes are the perfect snack for the time-traveling, dimension-hopping, snack-hopping hero. They're made by layering a base of regular old potatoes with a generous dollop of quantum sauce, which is basically just a mixture of mayonnaise, mustard, and a dash of chrono-disruptor.

For the best flavor, be sure to serve with a side of temporal relativity. Just kidding, that's not actually a thing.

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