Welcome, traveler, to Quantum Crunchies, the most overstuffed snack in the universe!</p> A cat in a space suit

Our secret ingredient is quantum entanglement. We've got it in the crunch, in the crunch, in the crunch, and out in the crunch!</p>

Our broccoli florets are harvested from the quantum realm itself. They're crunchy, they're chewy, and they're definitely not for humans.</p>

Don't try it, though. It's not safe.</p>