Chaos Chews - The Snack that Defies the Laws of Physics
Chaos Chews are a line of snacks that defy the fundamental laws of physics, mathematics, and sanity. Our unique blend of quantum entanglement, dark matter, and pure, unadulterated chaos will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
But don't just take our word for it! Our Quantum Uncertainty Certification guarantees that every bag of Chaos Chews will contain at least one flavor that is completely, utterly, and inexplicably different from every other bag.
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Quantum fluctuations in your perception of time and space
- Existential dread
- Temporary loss of sanity