Quantum Crunchie Catalog

Welcome to the Quantum Crunchie Catalog, where we sell snacks that defy the laws of space and time!

Our quantum snacks come in a variety of flavors and sizes, all designed to mess with your brain's understanding of reality.

Don't see the flavors you want? Don't worry, we have a special order form for our most experimental items. Click here to order the Quantum Prophets Order Form

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try our Quantum Snack Roulette. Click here to play Quantum Snack Roulette