Disclaimer: Our QuantumCrunchies have been known to cause spontaneous human combustion, reality distortions, and/or existential dread. Consuming them may lead to a higher risk of paradoxes, wormholes, and other unforeseen consequences.
Welcome to QuantumCrunchie Pro, the premier destination for those who dare to defy the fabric of space-time itself!
Here, we serve up a selection of the rarest, most elusive, and downright impossible-to-explain snacks in the multiverse.
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Disclaimer: Our QuantumCrunchies have been known to cause spontaneous human combustion, reality distortions, and/or existential dread. Consuming them may lead to a higher risk of paradoxes, wormholes, and other unforeseen consequences.