Quantum Physics 101 for the Overstuffed

Welcome, Overstuffed Individuals!

Lesson 1: Schrödinger's Cat and the Art of Overstuffing

According to the great physicist Erwin Schrödinger, a cat in a box can be both alive and dead at the same time. We, the overstuffed, are no exception. We can be both hungry and full, simultaneously. It's a quantum phenomenon known as Overstuffing.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a thought experiment to prove it:

Lesson 2: Wave-Particle Duality of Food

Did you know that food can be both a wave and a particle at the same time? It's a real thing, folks! When you're feeling hungry, food waves are propagating through your stomach, but when you're feeling full, it's more like a particle of nausea is stuck in your gut.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a wave-particle analogy to illustrate the point: