Overstuffed Cheesetastic Snack Recipe Page

For when you want to eat 5,000 calories in one sitting

Recipe 1: The Triple Decker

Ingredients:

• 3 whole pizzas
• 1 whole chicken parmesan sub
• 1 entire 12-slice box of lasagna

Instructions:

1. Order 3 pizzas from different pizzerias
2. Buy 1 chicken parmesan sub from the deli
3. Buy 1 12-slice box of lasagna from the Italian market
4. Place all three on a table and stare at it for 10 minutes
5. Eat it all in one sitting, then take a 10-minute nap

See also: Bacon-tastic Overstuffed Snack Recipes