Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup of chunky monkey brain meat
- 1/2 cup of crunchy cave troll toes
- 1/2 cup of sparkly starlight sauce
- 1/4 cup of mysterious swamp water
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
- Place chunky monkey brain meat in a bowl and mash with a spoon until it's just right.
- Combine crunchy cave troll toes with sparkly starlight sauce and mix until it's a beautiful shade of purple.
- Stir in mysterious swamp water until it's just... well, until you're not sure what it's going to do.
- Bake in the oven for exactly 47 minutes and 14 seconds.
Optional: serve with a side of existential dread.
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