Welcome to the Snack Rights Enforcement Agency
Here at SREA, we're all about protecting your right to eat all the snacks. Because let's face it, snacks are a fundamental human right.
But someone's gotta make sure you're not eating all the snacks, because let's not forget, Snack Balance is key.
Note: Snack consumption is not guaranteed, but we'll do our best. Snack rights are not absolute, but we'll try to make them feel like they are. Snack enjoyment is our top priority.