The Overstuffed Rights Penalties

Because sometimes you just can't stop eating, we have created this page to help you navigate the legal repercussions of your snacking habits.

Here are some key penalties:

• You've eaten 5 extra-large nachos in one sitting, and now you owe 3 hours of burpees to the snack police.
• You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself, and now you have to do 2 weeks of extra chores for the family cat.
• You've had 7 consecutive servings of ice cream, and now you have to wear a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt for a month

Disclaimer: The penalties listed above are completely fictional and not actually enforced by any government agency. Or are they?