Find a sturdy table, preferably with a wonky chair. Clear the area of any non-sacred objects.
Place the most sacred of cheeses at the center of the altar. This will be the focal point of the ritual.
Surround the cheese with an offering of corn, symbolizing the cycle of life and the inevitability of snack time.
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