THE RULES

Here are the rules for this, the greatest, the most fantastic, the most utterly incomprehensible website on the planet:

• Rule 1: Be as Bright as a Neon Sign
• Rule 2: Befriend Brutalist Bureaucracy
• Rule 3: Never, Ever, Ever, EVER, Use Aesthetic Moderation
• Rule 4: Hyperlink to Hyperbole
• Rule 5: Don't be a Square, be a Circle
• Rule 6: Be as Dry as the Sahara, but Humorously so
• Rule 7: No Smooth, No Sane, No Problem
• Rule 8: Bask in the Glow of Neon Brightness
• Rule 9: Don't be a Bureaucratic Bane
• Rule 10: Rule 10: Rule, You Must

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a ruleset to maintain. Good day, human.